question: are you fucking insane?

I read today that that talentless hack Jenna Elfman (Dharma and Greg, ED TV) wants to use her scientology to rid, or "clear" the world of “body thetans”.

What are "body thetans"? You might ask?

How fucking stupid you must be for being kept in the dark from the truth! A truth that only scientologists are capable of truly understanding.

"body thetans" are aliens who scientologists believe inhabit the earth from a nuclear explosion 75 million years ago.

Actually, that's only part of it... first,

Xenu - the evil head of the Galactic Confederation - flew people to Teegeeack (Earth) 75 million years ago in space ships, chained them to volcanos and blew them up with hydrogen bombs, releasing exploded 'thetas' that are now the source of most human suffering.

Now I know that the truth is a bit difficult to swallow sometimes, but you have to be honest with me... are you fucking serious? do you really believe that Jenna Elfman? like, for real?

you are stupid.

I don't see how an educated, rational mind can be duped into such a line of bullshit. aliens? come on!

In the article, Jenna Elfman states "I intend to make Scientology as accessible to as many people as I can. And that is my goal. It is my duty to clear the planet (by clearing she means to rid the world of body thetans — aliens who scientologists believe inhabit the earth from a nuclear explosion 75 million years ago). The more successful I became, the more suppression I bumped into... especially in the entertainment industry, which really is home to rabid suppression."

I've never liked Jenna Elfman for a few reasons:

1. I don't think that she has any talent.
2. I don't think that she's attractive and her onscreen personality is annoying.
3. I didn't realize that she was a "celebrity," nor that she could clear the world of body thetans.

Are these people really this stupid? This bullshit was made up by a hack science fiction writer in the 1950's.

I've seen the scientology celebrity center in Los Angeles... my friend Lope lives about two blocks away from the compound in Hollywood. It's fantastic. It looks like a four star hotel. The scientologists have 19 year old boys and girls either doing yard work, or have them out on the sidewalks in dress clothes handing out flyers for "free personality exams."

Other celebrity suckers:
Catherine Bell - I have a difficult time believing that this woman could be talked into anything.

Danny Masterson - dipshit from "That 70's Show"

Erika Christensen - the daughter in Traffic who fucks that other dipshit from That 70's Show before getting caught up smoking the rock and fucking black guys.

Giovanni Ribisi - who admits that he'd be in an alley smoking cock for rock if it wasn't for scientology.

Jason Lee - pro skater turned B-film actor. Maybe you should pay a little more attention to your career, and a little less time contemplating the meaning of the evil galactic warlord Xenu. Just a thought.

John Travolta - named his son "Jet", because, um, he likes to fly jets. He also never graduated from high school... how fucking hard is it to graduate from high school?

Juliette Lewis - this girl sweats crazy out of her pores... she looks like 72 hours of cocaine fueled cockarific insanity with a ripped off credit card... tapered down by 12 hours of suicidal crying, zoloft and a trip to the emergency room for a minor opiates overdose and herpes outbreak.

Kelly Preston - aging opportunist married to Travolta.

Tom Cruise - high school drop out.

you can see a whole list of the celebrity cult members here.