dead pool
who's gonna die first?
my dead pool 11/17/05
1. Jerry Lewis (quickly sinking into delusion)
2. Vin Diesel (I want him to go first)
3. Kirk Douglas (already looks like a corpse)
4. Courtney Love (tick... tick... tick...)
5. Kate Moss (that frail body and that little heart can't possibly take that much blow for that much longer)
6. Muhammad Ali (or Will Smith)
7. Dick Cheney (no tears shed at this funeral)
8. Woody Allen (he fucks and marries his step daughter... the only reason he wasn't slammed in a career ending smear campaign is because the Jews run the media... think about it.)
9. Clint Eastwood (I'll miss Clint)
10. Jenna Elfman (non-talent scientologist. not hot at all... cold, like corpse)
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"8. Woody Allen (he fucks and marries his step daughter... the only reason he wasn't slammed in a career ending smear campaign is because the Jews run the media... think about it.)"
Finally! Someone who's not afraid to speak the truth!
sieg heil!
http://www.siegheil.org
I'd take eastwood off your list, for with out him ther'd be no dead pool. I'd replace him with andy rooney. Now that I think of it , any 60 minutes journalist could go at any time. Oh, see- the ticker on fox news says Mike Wallace just died.
saddam hussain is also a safe bet. he'll be hanged, it just might take a while, especially if his lawyers keep getting assasinated.
-TS
REGARDING WOODY ALLEN AND THE JEWS BEING IN CHARGE OF THE MEDIA:
I am NOT anti-semetic! I have Jewish friends! I do not support anti-semetic groups or ideas!
I DO BELIEVE THAT IF A CATHOLIC... like, say, Dennis Leary FUCKED AND MARRIED HIS STEPDAUGHTER (like Woody did), THE PRESS WOULD BE ALL OVER HIS FUCKING CASE TO THE POINT THAT HE'D NO LONGER HAVE ANYTHING OF A CAREER AND WOULD EAT A BULLET IN THE TOILET OF A LOWLIFE $26 A NIGHT MOTEL IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT.
WOODY ALLEN IS A SICK FUCK THAT WAS SPARED BECAUSE HE'S A JEW.
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