caddyshack

I caught half of Caddyshack on HBO last night. Goddamn is that movie fuckin funny. It was better than I remembered. It was one of those movies that I saw a hundred times in the '80's after my parents got our first VCR. It had the first scene of tits on a hot girl that I recall seeing as a kid. And then the same girl appeared in Tron. Holy shit.

This actress, Cindy Morgan, was easily the muse for my first stiffie. This must have been my first mental evidence that I'm not gay. I suppose that little 10 year old fags can look at Cindy Morgan and appreciate her beauty, but not feel a real drive to want to get a piece of that. (that must be the division: wanting to horse around with either Lacey Underall or Tony.)