old and busted

"I'm not old... I'm young and beautiful and current and with it!"

Look here: chicago scene to discover the lowest common denominator.

This explains why American Idol is a runaway hit and why standardized test scores in math and science have been on the decline every year since my birth in 1974... Americans are becoming increasingly vapid.

My bloodline originated in Ireland and Germany... I may have to immigrate back there.

For further insight into this moronic "community" (there's no real culture in this community), read the "NYC Bouncer" link in the right collumn...

on a totally related note:

As gas prices hit new records across the country, the top average price for unleaded regular hit $2.84 in Chicago, according to the Lundberg Survey, which checked fuel prices at 7,000 stations nationwide. That compared with the lowest average -- ironically, $2.45 a gallon in Hurricane Katrina-whipped New Orleans, said the survey, which studied the two weeks ending Aug. 26.

You don't need to tell that to Charles Ibitoye. He looked dazed after he spent $65 to fill up his Ford Expedition on Monday.

"I guess I can't eat lunch,'' said Ibitoye, 38, a janitor at Holy Angels School in Chicago.

"Now isn't that ridiculous?'' asked his sympathetic father-in-law, Bill Gaither, 58.

what is he getting at by calling it "ridiculous"?

is it ridiculous that a janitor (who is apparently living beyond his means) is driving a ford expedition? (you know,.. it's all about appearance and shit... you're either making it or faking it)

or is it justified that SUV drivers are blowing a shitload of cash out their ass because they drive cars with bullshit mileage? you don't drive a truck that gets 16 miles to the gallon unless you can afford it, dummy.

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one last kick: nice hair, retard.