Monday, November 28, 2005

henry rollins "commentary" (not "insight")

I enjoy receiving comments on the comment section of the entries I write. It amazes me that anyone is reading. Further, it amazes me when someone leaves a comment.

One particular skinny little indie runt (you already know what he looks like: carefully chosen thrift wear clothing, meticulously crafted and parted strands of greasy ass messy hair, and arms too weak and homo to lift a gallon of milk) left this comment sometime in the last week. I had to repost it here as a full post, along with a response.

Anonymous said...

WOW! henry rollins, huh? he's really cool! you fit his demographic. i bet you're from some shitty, small town in iowa or wisconsin where nothing ever happens. dude! it's totally rad that you were turned onto black flag in the late '80s, but most people tend to agree that they REALLY started sucking when hank joined the band.

it's sad that you look to henry rollins for insight into bush, katrina, wal-mart, et al.

i'm sure it was enlightening to hear an ENTERTAINER --- who (how many?) people paid $26 each to see --- expound on the working poor.

do you feel more informed now?

why didn't you take that $26 (plus the $10 you were dupped out of for his book) and donate it to one of the causes that hank enlightens people about? are you saving up to go see celine dion next time SHE's in town?

put down "Fanatic" and pick up something by h.l. mencken. you silly twat!


[tim] said...

indie cunt,

i haven't lived in a shitty small town in iowa or illinois since 1992 -- the year that my parents stopped paying for me and I decided to get a real education on my own dime...

a bit of a contrast to your father's name on your credit card and the university of chicago education pre-paid for... don't be too fucking surprised, I understand that the university of chicago only admits trust fund bitch boys. your collective cum stain "intelligencia" can be found with daily updates at www.pitchforkmedia.com

and by the way, it's not "insight", it's "commentary"... you MIGHT know the difference once you've finished your third year of college. And nobody mistakes henry for anything more than an "entertainer"

do you feel more informed now?

bring it, bitch.


I love this shit.

2 Comments:

Blogger Brian said...

Hey, I'll admit that indie bastard got what was coming to him...but enough with the University of Chicago already! Are there trust fund babies here? Yes. Are there a pretty damn impressive number of people whose parents could never afford to send them here, and are thus only present because of financial aid? HELL yes. The jackass trust fund babies only comprise a small portion of our student body, and they all conveniently join SigEp (if they're type-A snobs) or Fiji (if they're type-A drunkards), so it's easy to avoid them.

8:18 PM  
Blogger tb said...

busting on university of chicago pitchforkmedia indie kids is entirely too easy. sorry, i can't resist sometimes.

10:22 AM  

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