uncle keith: a nephew remembers!!

Some of you may be fans of my uncle keith, the turtleneck and sportscoat wearing chief of police of a town of 9,000 in south central wisconsin.

uncle keith had a commission report come out in 2003 that said that he was too intimidating, held too many grudges, was too confrontational, and was too blind to still have a gun.

he's a tough old bastard... the article mentions something about needing lung surgery -- and he just had a quadruple bypass last christmas --

who basically prosecuted a city council member who was running for mayor for sexual misconduct... groping and slipping $5 bills to two skanks that were dancing on the bar, sucking down draft beers and doing shots in some townie shit hole.

uncle keith did this mostly for personal revenge. he also did it because nobody fucks with uncle keith, ever.

uncle keith pretty much admitted at a family gathering that it was a set-up, because the guy (rappe) had commissioned the report, and he felt like they were going to push him out. so anyway, uncle keith resigned last week, pretty much because they were going to fire him.

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a side note: uncle keith and his men got into trouble a few years ago because there were too many dogs shot when they were on duty. they had claimed that it was self-protection, but they were all shot in the back.