hand grenade

so there's this rumor or buzz or whatever going around that fucking Arnold Schwarzenegger wants to be president, but that there's this section of the constitution that says that a presidential candidate has to have been born in the United States.

so in order for Arnold Schwarzenegger to be considered for the presidency, the constitution will have to be altered.

Can this be done? he IS a republican. and this new breed of republicans seem open to tinkering with the foundation to suit certain needs (however, DO NOT FUCK WITH THE SECOND AMENDMENT).

I think that reality just keeps getting weirder. Who knew that you could fly jetliners (full of civilians) into skyscrapers (full of civilians) on TV? Who knew that 1/3 of the cast of "Predator" would one day hold state governorships (when will Carl Weathers hold office)?

If Arnold Schwarzenegger really wants to be president, I think that he should kill Osama bin Laden on videotape. It should be exactly like that scene in "True Lies" when he's walking around with a machine gun blowing ten, twenty terrorist fuckers away and then getting to Osama and carving him up with a butcher knife. Then he can shoot both of his knee caps off... pull a hand grenade pin and shove it up Osama's gaping asshole and blow the fucker up. They can film it on hi-res digital and James Cameron (The Terminator, Titanic) can direct it.

If that fucking happens, then I say "Fuck Yeah, break out the liquid paper and touch up the constitution and let Arnold be President." There won't even be a need for Arnold to debate Hillary Clinton in '08... the fucker's already won.