America, Fuck Yeah!

While somewhat eagerly awaiting the first outlandish abuse of executive power (the kind that makes the rest of us protest and question "what the fuck is THIS??" and then realizing dead silence)...

...is it going to be banning all libraries?
...how about a single state-sponsored media source?
...better yet, let's block 40-60% of all websites on all US internet outlets...

So... WHAT'S HAPPENING during an otherwise slow day (the world isn't completely powerless, pointless and illogical... and yet, is it)??

"Man Leaps Into a Lion's Den at the Zoo to Try to Convert the King of Beasts to Christianity"

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"U.S. faces ominous fiscal picture with huge deficit"

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And hey, look at what those HIGHLY INTELLIGENT, southern Baptist voters are up to. Down in Mississippi a man recently "Rammed a Church with a Bulldozer"

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Don’t worry about Bush’s environmental policies though, cause according to this headline "Climate Change is Now Here"

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Also, Hungary just announced they are pulling troops out of Iraq, but WHO CARES?! There’s currently a rainbow over Baghdad!

Translation? God approves.

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Had enough? Not done yet, somebody put a kitten in the dryer:

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Maybe the judicial system will clear things up…

Nah, they’re busy.

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Everybody’s favorite multi-millionaire, world-touring pedophile, R. Kelly, is suing popular ex-Drug Dealer Jay-Z.

(AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!)