buying peace

I've often been fascinated by the speeches given by new millionaires at lottery press conferences. They always say the same thing: "I'm not going to quit my job. Maybe I'll invest it. I'll send my relatives to college... blah blah blah."

If I ever won I would look dead on into the camera and say:

"I am going to use this $180 million on cloning research and I will create a clone army of super warriors with special powers and karate moves to fight in Iraq"

Then I'll do it.